January 2012
aneelkhaira:
this isnt fair
ohpond:
SKINS. YOU CANT JUST TAKE MY BB AWAY FROM ME NOW. I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS. I EXPECTED AT THE END OF THE SERIES, NOT THE SECOND FUCKING EPISODE. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Que patito feo ni patito feo, floricienta señores,...
likeaelchori-pan:
When trying to make a kissy face for a picture: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Expectations:
Reality:
Follow this blog, get free ham.
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
US government: and we have to protect marriage from gay people
80 year old me: (Watching some shit on television) It wasn’t like that in my day. We didn’t just get to watch our otps make out whenever we damn well pleased. Oh no. We had to go on photoshop and make manips and gifs and videos and take the time to write our own stories. We maniped the shit out of that. Look at you all just watching them being happy. Tssk. You don’t know what it is to feel.
My grandchildren: Oh my god, Grandma, pipe down we know you’ve told us a million times it was 60 years ago let it go.
Me: THEY WERE IN LOVE THOUGH JESUS CHRIST
Grandchildren: But you told us the two cheerleaders got together in the end anyway, chill out.
Me: BUT QUINN AND RACHEL WERE SOULMATES TOO
Grandchildren: Oh god someone get her a drink
Me: SOULMATES
Grandchildren:
Me:
Grandchildren:
Me:
Grandchildren: Are you done?
Me: SOULMATES.
If SOPA passes
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted Twitter user: guess I can’t tweet anymore. that’s too bad Tumblr user: I’m going to steal the declaration of independence
Follow this blog, get free ham.
me: *thinking about my otp*
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend: why are you crying?
Mercedes: Sure, she's got it all, but baby is that really what you want?
Santana:
Mercedes:
Santana:
Mercedes:
Me:
Santana:
Mercedes:
Santana:
Me:
Mercedes: BLESS YOUR SOUL YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD IN THE CLOUDS
IMAGINE WHAT PRISONS WOULD BE LIKE IF WE ALL GOT...
emilypemily:
keepyourvaginaon:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
INSTEAD OF GANGS- THERE WOULD BE FANDOMS
“UGH, THERE’S ANOTHER FIGHT BETWEEN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND TWILIGHT FANDOM IN THE YARD.”
#the skins fandom would all be in one corner smoking and shaking their heads #glee would be pairing everyone up and then arguing about it #no one would mess with the hunger games because you know...
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
